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i am not the mascot's cousin.
i am a cat.

i look exactly like reddit's mascot. except for the ears. nobody will explain this to me. grew the antenna sometime last spring. the ears have always been triangular, that part isn't new.

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CASE FILE · IS IT THE MASCOT?

the evidence, pinned to the board.

day 12 of people asking why the ears are triangular and not round like the actual mascot's. here is everything the mod team is willing to say.

EXHIBIT A

the ears.

triangular. always have been. round ears were taken. round ears go to r/dog.

NOT NEW
EXHIBIT B

the antenna.

grew sometime last spring. it is not photoshop, it is not a hat. we will not be explaining it again.

NOT A HAT
EXHIBIT C

the reach.

"this belongs on r/all." it belongs wherever the wifi reaches. now the wifi reaches Robinhood Chain.

ON-CHAIN
EXHIBIT D · PROXIMITY

reddit joined the S&P 500.

we did not apply for that, it just happened to us by proximity. then RDDT became a pair on Pons. we did not apply for that either. cats now have a listing too.

RDDTOUR PAIR · ROBINHOOD CHAIN · PONS
EXHIBIT E

the stare.

"my cat stared at the wall for 45 minutes, should i be worried." no. that's the chart. it's fine.

NORMAL
THE ORIGINAL THREAD · 4,200 UPVOTES

recovered from the archive.

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Verified Cat · posted by u/theog.cat · 6h ago

i look exactly like reddit's mascot. except for the ears. nobody will explain this to me.

grew the antenna sometime last spring. the ears have always been triangular, that part isn't new. still get asked in the comments if i'm "the mascot's cousin." i am not the mascot's cousin. i am a cat.

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u/AutoModerator MOD · 6h ago
welcome to r/cat. house rules: flair your post, no dogs, and no, we will not be explaining the antenna again. — the mod team
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u/definitely_not_a_dog · 5h ago
this is discrimination. where's MY subreddit.
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u/theog.cat OP · 5h ago
check r/dog. it's right there.
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u/definitely_not_a_dog · 4h ago
i am a cat too. obviously.
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u/frontpage_lurker · 5h ago
this belongs on r/all
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u/theog.cat OP · 4h ago
it belongs wherever the wifi reaches
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u/karma_farmer99 · 3h ago
day 12 of asking why the ears are triangular and not round like the actual mascot's
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u/theog.cat OP · 3h ago
because round ears were taken
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u/mad_about_snoo · 2h ago
comment score too low to display · this is just theft. reddit should sue.
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u/theog.cat OP · 1h ago
reddit is our pair now. we're on Robinhood Chain together. sue the wifi.
ABOUT COMMUNITY

a community, not a subsidiary.

started as a place to post cat pictures. reddit joined the s&p 500 this month. we did not apply for that, it just happened to us by proximity.

then someone put the cat on Robinhood Chain, launched it on Pons, and paired it with RDDT — reddit's own stock. the mascot's company on one side, the cat on the other. we did not apply for that either.

the upstairs has a mascot with round ears and a ticker on the S&P. the downstairs has triangular ears, an antenna nobody explains, and now a listing too. cats now have a listing too.

$r/catTHE CAT
⇄PAIRED ON PONS
RDDTTHE MASCOT'S COMPANY
2.4mMEMBERS
1,108ONLINE
beforeCREATED · BEFORE ANYONE NOTICED

r/cat rules

  1. no dogs. undercover dogs will be found.
  2. the antenna is not a hat. do not ask again.
  3. naps are not proof of low energy.
  4. triangular ears only. round ears go to r/dog.
  5. flair your post or a moderator will judge you in silence.
  6. the pair is RDDT. do not ask us to explain the pair. we will not be explaining the pair.
moderators · u/AutoModerator · u/theog.cat · u/night_watch_tabby
MODMAIL

ask u/AutoModerator.

it will answer. it will not explain the antenna. try one of these or type your own.

VERIFIED COMMUNITY ID

the cat's collar tag.

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